⭐Everyone needs a fun board to welcome their friends in a happy mood!
⭐An original and fun gift for the little foodie who likes to enjoy life and put the little dishes in the “acorn“.
⭐Who says size doesn’t matter? With an illusionary length of 40 cm, this magnificent penis with perfect curves will keep all its promises:
🧡Practical: Dig out three large spaces (acorn, trunk, and wallet) to store cheese, snacks, sausages, peanuts, cupcakes, olives, breadsticks, cakes, verrines, and homemade food ……
💛It’s beautiful and decorative: Made of solid wood, impress your guests with its long and wide gender and pronounced (wood) grain!
💙Solid: Your wooden aperitif board will stay with you for a long time: a real-life companion!
On what occasions should I offer a dick-shaped wooden aperitif board?
• Bachelor party (bachelorette party, bachelorette party)
• Housewarming / Moving in
• Valentine’s Day
• Starter pot
• Easter (with chocolate to accompany of course)
• Father’s Day (or Mother’s Day but you have to dare…)
• Wedding anniversary
• Christmas (for friends, girlfriends, dad, or stepfather: guaranteed effect!)
• Invitation to an aperitif dinner / A dinner with friends…
• … and especially for no reason, just for fun!
One day, a great sage said, “Don’t let anyone convince you that your dreams are too big, buy a board in the shape of a penis.”
Are you excited to have your own chibre-shaped aperitif board and make a dream come true? Are you looking for a funny gift idea to stand out from the crowd? Are you invited to an aperitif dinner? Order now!
Warning: Each penis is unique, but you already know that! The natural tone and grain of the wood may vary!
We ship Worldwide, including P.O. boxes and APO/EPO/DPO addresses.
Our goal is to offer you the best shipping options, no matter where you live. Each product requires some time for the construction and handling before we can ship. Most orders ship within 1 or 3 days. However, in peak seasons, shipment can take up to 7 business days.
When you order multiple products, the orders can come from different designers. In this case, it could happen that you will receive your products in different packages and at different times.
Below are the approximate shipping times for your reference.
|United States||1-4 Weeks|
|United Kingdom||1-4 Weeks|
Standard shipping is FREE on orders over $175. On orders under $175, we charge a $4.99 - 24.99 shipping fee.
We have received and fulfilled orders from over 50 countries across all the different continents. Outside the United States, customs can hold up a package for a number of days, because we work with E-packet, FedEx and DHL this rarely happens and if it does it will be handled efficiently.