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⭐Everyone needs a fun board to welcome their friends in a happy mood!

An original and fun gift for the little foodie who likes to enjoy life and put the little dishes in the acorn“.

Who says size doesn’t matter? With an illusionary length of 40 cm, this magnificent penis with perfect curves will keep all its promises:

🧡Practical: Dig out three large spaces (acorn, trunk, and wallet) to store cheese, snacks, sausages, peanuts, cupcakes, olives, breadsticks, cakes, verrines, and homemade food ……
💛It’s beautiful and decorative: Made of solid wood, impress your guests with its long and wide gender and pronounced (wood) grain!
💙Solid: Your wooden aperitif board will stay with you for a long time: a real-life companion!

On what occasions should I offer a dick-shaped wooden aperitif board?
• Bachelor party (bachelorette party, bachelorette party)
• Housewarming / Moving in
• Valentine’s Day
• Starter pot
• Easter (with chocolate to accompany of course)
• Father’s Day (or Mother’s Day but you have to dare…)
• Birthday
• Wedding anniversary
• Christmas (for friends, girlfriends, dad, or stepfather: guaranteed effect!)
• Invitation to an aperitif dinner / A dinner with friends…
• … and especially for no reason, just for fun!

One day, a great sage said, “Don’t let anyone convince you that your dreams are too big, buy a board in the shape of a penis.”
Are you excited to have your own chibre-shaped aperitif board and make a dream come true? Are you looking for a funny gift idea to stand out from the crowd? Are you invited to an aperitif dinner? Order now!

Warning: Each penis is unique, but you already know that! The natural tone and grain of the wood may vary!

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